The crazy things kids say

This morning, as I’m rushing around doing my usual routine of getting lunches ready for myself and the Little Bird, getting coffee and suddenly, I hear 3 words no parent ever wants to hear from their kids;

“Where’s naked guy?”

What?! Who?…What?…

WHAT?!?

This question was posed by my Little Mouse. And she was getting upset because she couldn’t find him – the naked guy. Ugh.

Then, The Little Bird says, “It’s okay, mommy. I found him.”

Oh good! Wait…what?! There is actually a naked guy?!

Why yes. Yes, there is.

Apparently there is a naked girl too. In case you were wondering.

And they were in bed.

Together.

In the princess castle!

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Welcome to my Monday.

While my kids gave me a mild heart attack by the choice of names they gave to these two Little People, I didn’t have the heart to correct them. I also didn’t have the heart to tell them that I think they are both girls.

So here’s to my manic Monday!

And cheers to yours.

Do your kids give their toys inappropriate names? I’d love to hear about it!

Manic Monday

By: The Bangles

Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can’t be late
‘Cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It’s just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
‘Cause that’s my fun day
My I don’t have to run day
It’s just another manic Monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an aeroplane
I still couldn’t make it on time
‘Cause it takes me so long just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

It’s just another manic Monday
Wish it were Sunday
‘Cause that’s my fun day
My I don’t have to run day
It’s just another manic Monday

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down?
(Last night, last night)
Doesn’t it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment’s down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
“C’mon honey, let’s go make some noise”
Time it goes so fast
(When you’re having fun)

It’s just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
‘Cause that’s my fun day
I don’t have to run day

It’s just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
‘Cause that’s my fun day
It’s just a manic Monday

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